Agent Provocateur Debuts ‘Tied Up at the Office’

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Perhaps living up to the notion the trailer’s better than the actual movie or, perhaps, we’ve just been teased so much by the trailer we’ve detached ourselves from the intended effect, the full length version of Mike Figgis’ film for Agent Provocateur, released today, seems to fall short – just an extended version of the trailer. That said, if you haven’t seen it yet, find a private, secluded spot and be prepared to be very aroused. The film features two women, shot in a tantalizing black and white noir style (well, we call it that but we don’t speak “movie review” very well), having a sultry, sexual encounter in the basement of a lingerie store. Suffice to say, there’s lots of soft sexual whimpers, moaning, sexy lingerie, nudity, sliding of fingers over erogenous zones, longing stares and trench coated women as the camera lustfully slobbers over the women quick cut-style. Sadly, there’s no real climax.

By any metric, the purveyor of lingerie has, by far, outdone itself this time, far surpassing its earlier efforts with Kylie Minogue. We’re not quite sure how Agent Provocateur will top this next time lest they film a full on, bi-sexual orgy complete with multiple, squirt-laced happy endings.

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