Adrants Loses Touch, Features Bulging Bikini Six Months Late

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MIT Advertising Lab writes “Can’t believe I beat Adrants to a post with a semi-naked woman peddling a product, but here it is.” Unfortunately, we are both six months late featuring the bikini-clad Carmen Elektra whose bulging breasts far exceed the capabilities of her cherry designed top while she poses with a bottle of Coke. What does this have to do with advertising? Absolutely nothing other than to combat the dearth of featured flesh here on Adrants. Drool more here. Letters of complaint can be addressed to toomuchsalaciousfleshonadrantsthatbelittleswomen@adrants.com.

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