Adland Gives Eulogy to the Pillsbury Dough Boy

Jane Goldman, otherwise know and the Caffeine Goddes on Adland writes a humorous eulogy for the Pillsbury Doughboy.

Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, Califfornia Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
The gravesite was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but in later life was filled with turnovers.

Picture of Steve Hall

Steve Hall

RECENT ARTICLES

TRENDING AROUND THE WEB

8 ways subtle wealth speaks louder than designer labels

8 ways subtle wealth speaks louder than designer labels

Global English Editing

8 small things good men do without being asked

8 small things good men do without being asked

Global English Editing

10 behaviors that will earn you respect from any social class, according to psychology

10 behaviors that will earn you respect from any social class, according to psychology

Global English Editing

If you’re a boomer still telling these 7 kinds of stories, people are screaming “please stop” in their heads

If you’re a boomer still telling these 7 kinds of stories, people are screaming “please stop” in their heads

Global English Editing

Why so many people feel happier in retirement than they did in their work life (and what science says about it)

Why so many people feel happier in retirement than they did in their work life (and what science says about it)

Global English Editing

10 destinations the upper class visits quietly and why you’ve never heard of them

10 destinations the upper class visits quietly and why you’ve never heard of them

Global English Editing