According to This YouTuber, 50 Cent is A Media Whore

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In a video from a guy who can only be described as the archetypal high school geek, 50 Cent takes a lashing for his continued penchant to sell out to any brand who will have him. From Vitamin Water to a line of men’s cosmetics condoms to a video game to a movie, 505 cent is now on to sex toys.

Female First reports, “The sexy rapper is desperate to release a line of condoms and waterproof sex toys designed to excite his female fans and make them feel closer to his idols.”

To which our archetypal high school geek reacts, “My God. 50 Cent is just whoring himself out. First he’s doing commercials for Vitamin Water then its a make up line and then…he makes a dildo of his own dick? What else is he gonna do? Fiddy cent diapers fo yo little gangsta?”

Classic.

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