Accolo Recruits U.S. Supreme Court Justice

101804usscjustices.jpg

With A United States Supreme Court Justice slot open, the government can use all the help it can get filling the slot. Recruitment firm Accolo, the company behind the wildly popular Spicy Paris spoof, has placed a job listing on its site for the open position and has posted some initial interview questions for candidates to answer while applying. Questions, which cover the gamut of political ideology, range from asking where applicants would find justification for the right to privacy (My bathroom, Warren Burger’s imagination, The Bill of Rights, My credit card company’s database) to past experience with the federal legal system (Bailiff, Litigant, Juror, Judge, Attorney, Convicted felon) to which sitting judge the applicants beliefs align (Sandra Day O’Connor, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, William Rehnquist, Stephen Breyer, Judge Judy).

The job description and application can be forwarded to a friend which should certainly give Bush a bit more choice than he’d other wise have pulling from his inner, old boy network.

Picture of Steve Hall

Steve Hall

RECENT ARTICLES

TRENDING AROUND THE WEB

I cleaned out my parents’ house after they died and found 7 things that rewrote everything I thought I knew about their marriage

I cleaned out my parents’ house after they died and found 7 things that rewrote everything I thought I knew about their marriage

Global English Editing

Psychology says people who pick up something another person dropped display these 7 unique traits that are rare in today’s world

Psychology says people who pick up something another person dropped display these 7 unique traits that are rare in today’s world

Global English Editing

9 things socially intelligent people notice instantly when meeting someone new

9 things socially intelligent people notice instantly when meeting someone new

Global English Editing

7 morning routines of people who maintain their independence well into their 80s

7 morning routines of people who maintain their independence well into their 80s

Global English Editing

Psychology says people who turn off lights when leaving a room even when no one asks display these 7 characteristics that predict success

Psychology says people who turn off lights when leaving a room even when no one asks display these 7 characteristics that predict success

Global English Editing

The art of graceful independence: 10 habits of people who never become a burden to their families

The art of graceful independence: 10 habits of people who never become a burden to their families

Global English Editing