ABSOLUT PEAR VODKA Promoted With Gluttonous Snake

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It’s cool that snakes can stretch to accommodate their prey, but it’s not really something we like to think about after seeing this image.

Florida is a truly fucked-up place.

Anyway, ABSOLUT VODKA is promoting its PEARS variation on 10,000 TouchTunes music systems from December 20th to January 4th. The creative will be comprised of alternating billboards: The one at left, and this one.

We want it on record that if snakes didn’t creep us out, and if we happened to own one, it wouldn’t eat pears. It would eat spider monkeys.

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