Why would you abandon a shopping cart? Do you like raising their hopes and dashing them? Did someone once abandon you? Or is your heart cast entirely out of ice?
Cart whisperer Liberty Fillmore wants to know. Watch as he guides estranged metal baskets back into the sunshine and absorbs the therapy bills that, by all rights, YOU should be paying.
Oh, if Mother could see you now.
< / melodramatic self-hating voice >
According to our down-low agency bro, this is probably a campaign for VeriSign and its EV SSL product. When you help save a cart, you could win a gift card from Overstock. (You know, the wannabe-Amazon orgasm people.)
