7-Eleven Introduces Doritos’ Most Disgusting Snack Food Ever

We really don’t care how good or how bad this TracyLocke-created ad for 7-Eleven is. All we care about is the sad fact that there is a company out there that creates a deep fried cheese concoction that can’t possibly be good for anything except sending everyone to an early grave with clogged arteries and all forms of dietary tract issues.

Now don’t get us wrong. Cheese is not bad for you. Liquid Cheese Whiz-style cheese that isn’t even cheese encased in a coating of bread crumbs — which probably isn’t even even bread — and then fried is another story entirely. But let’s not let that stop anyone from creating kookie commercials in which cheese-induced orgasms and owls prevail.

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