Three Hot Asian Chicks Give Rice Plant An Erection

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Awesome. We haven’t seen a blatantly sexualized commercial like this in quite some time. Just what we need to get our spirits up today. And speaking of getting things up, it’s kind of a forgone conclusion that when three hot Asian chicks pop up out of a rice field in the middle of nowhere and begin to seductively gyrate their hips and fondle their boobs while wearing red hot pants and tight white tops, something’s definitely going to come up.

Though the poor field hand in this ad does succumb to the threesome’s ability to make things grow, his excitement pales in comparison to the explosively turgid arousal experienced by the roots of a rice plant.

Apparently, this is a fertilizer commercial and apparently this fertilizer makes things get really, really big…just like three hot Asian chicks who pop up out of a rice field in the middle of nowhere and seductively gyrate their hips and fondle their boobs while wearing red hot pants and tight white tops.

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