Check out “Don’t Hate,” an ad where a bunch of wise-arse kids barrage ign’ant adults with shark-friendly statistics like “Did you know you’re more likely to be killed by a coconut falling out a tree?”
Don’t get me wrong, it’s a good message. Something about these kids — the way they talk, their righteous I adhere to the Food Pyramid! tenors — makes me want to tie my tubes, though. But hey, I also learned that sharks “just aren’t interested” in eating me.
*steps into suit made of freshwater fish carcasses*
That’s what they think!
Distributed by Raging Artists for Wild Aid. See variants. Oh yeah, and KISS stands for “Kids Involved in Saving Sharks,” which was founded by an 11-year-old boy. Somebody I know was all, “Ugh. KAP — Kids As Pawns. Can we puh-LEEZE stop that insanity.” SRSLY, yo.
