Jim Beam Bimbo Makes Men Happy

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Jim Beam has gone all beer babe on us here with a newish commercial that offers up the perfect girlfriend. She doesn’t mind if you are fat or have back hair. She will like you if you watch a lot of football and won’t mind if you leave her at home and go out with the guys all the time. She doesn’t care if you don’t buy her flowers and she has no problem with you going to the strip club. She truly understands your needs. What this has to do with selling bourbon, we have no idea. And, if there were such a girlfriend as this girl, you can believe you would be doing none of the above but rather ravishing her on the couch as she blathers lovable platitudes even as your happy ending is achieved in a paltry 30 seconds..

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