Danica Patrick Beats Paris Hilton in GQ Ad Babe Showdown

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There’s never a lack of ad babes peering, longingly, out of magazine ad pages luring guys into buying things they really don’t need so it’s without surprise that we find both been-there-done-that Paris Hilton and IndyCar babe Danica Patrick meeting our eyeballs as we flip though the December issue of GQ, which, by the way was a multi cover issue on which Jennifer Anniston appeared semi-nude but we, unfortunately, ended up with the Vince Vaughn version. Come on, Jim. You read Adrants. You know what we like. Send a memo to the circulation department, stat!

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Paris, who, hands down, has the best “do me” look, is in GQ hawking her Paris Hilton For Men fragrance. Oddly, the container looks like a lipstick wand so we’re doubtful too many men will actually be seen buying or using this stuff. Danica, who has the more girl-next-door, wholesome look, except here, is smirking for TISSOT Swiss Watches. The ad carries the headline, “A Woman’s Touch…in a Man’s World,” which appropriately, references her place in the male dominated world of car racing.

So in terms of which ad does a better job selling its product, without doubt, the award goes to Danica Patrick’s TISSOT ad. It’s a product an actual man would actually buy and Patrick’s demeanor, at least in this ad, is far more tangible and realistic that Paris Hilton’s airy, empty, vacuous persona seen here.

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