Like My Brand? ... Enough to Put it in Your Mouth?
Extended Stay Motels invites you to drag your tongue over its amenities. Take your time, see what textures you like best. Think of it as testing Extended Stay's promise: very clean rooms. But are they made of candy?
Me to David Griner of AdFreak: "Why is there a woman licking cities on Extended Stay's homepage?"
"I don't know, but when she licked Mobile, I kinda felt proud," he answered. Four seconds later: "Nice, she actually licks my home town! Like, tongue contact and everything."
First Converse, then ">Saturn, now Extended Stay. What's with the oral fixation?
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congratulations - this is the dumbest most insulting bit of garbage ever made.
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