Chris Crocker Says 'Leave Britney Alone!'

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Without containing anything the least bit socially redeeming or having anything at all to do with advertising, we share with you this video of an overwrought Chris Crocker emotionally pleading to everyone to LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! Asking how dare the media make fun of Britney after all she's been through, Crocker spends a full two minutes and 11 seconds crying about how the media makes tons of money off writing crap about Britney.

Freakishly as this message is delivered, Crocker is completely right. Just witness VH1's rehashing tonight of Britney's woes over the past couple of years. Just witness any Britney-related media thrashing. And, yes, we have crapped on her as well. Mea Culpa on that. Will this ever change? Doubtful.

And if you want even more of this, there's apparently a conspiracy theory that goes along with her VMA performance. Her lack luster dance moves were apparently due to...yes...a faulty heel on one of her shoes. And on and on and on it goes...

Written by Steve Hall    Comments (13)     File: Celebrity, Video     Sep-11-07  
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Comments

Who the hell is "Chris Crocker"?

Posted by: tian on September 11, 2007 06:43 PM

If advertising should take this anywhere positive for women and not just ms BS, it should be about dancing.

If you want to see better moves and an honest to good approach to dancing then you should watch and read about real belly dancing. Even girls from sheboygan can do it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YamDoDK71Ds

Look up this gals website and you will find two good reasons to dance. So try even if you fail.

· Bellydance is a weight bearing exercise, the kind of exercise critical in helping to prevent Osteoporosis.
· Build coordination and get smarter. Dance works the right and left hemispheres of the brain together, it builds neuropathways that can increase memory and learning ability.

Posted by: nancy on September 11, 2007 07:05 PM

Nancy, bellydancing?

Now I can't remember why I was here. Oh yeah, Chris Crocker. He did actually bum me out, actually.

...actually.

Posted by: Angela on September 11, 2007 09:25 PM

Isn't that what eveybodies eyes were on Brittney for? Or was there some other motive for bringing BS in the news again this week?


The dancing as she moves her hips and belly about. (well, in a way it's good for her especially after having two babies so close together.) I'm just trying to bring about something positive that I saw. And I saw the dancing and instead of ragging on BS, I thought to highlight someone else who is a better example. Did I do something out of order or miss the point entirely.

Posted by: nancy on September 11, 2007 10:30 PM

Who the hell is "Chris Crocker"?

The very embodiment of hilarity.

Posted by: mediageek on September 12, 2007 05:48 PM

I don't care about Britney.

She's a classic example of a celebrity who wouldn't cross the streets to spit on the rest of us.

There are bigger problems in the world rather than the media making fun of her.

Posted by: Jigsy on September 14, 2007 05:24 AM

Anyone else waiting for this guy to say "It rubs the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again"? Looney Toons!

Posted by: Randy on September 17, 2007 03:14 AM

come to my house 5805 butterfield drive i need your help

Posted by: britney spears on September 19, 2007 05:40 PM

come to my house 5805 butterfield drive i need your help

Posted by: britney spears on September 19, 2007 05:40 PM

come to my house 5805 butterfield drive i need your help

Posted by: britney spears on September 19, 2007 05:40 PM

Damn I did not know that was a guy since his make-up was running

Posted by: Slim on September 19, 2007 11:34 PM

hey forreal leave the kid and britney alone because this is really all childish drama! so leave him alone.....i mean if you actually think about it ...what if it was you...=(
leave him alone please...
PROBLEM WITH WHAT I HAVE JUST SAID...
WWW.MYSPACE.COM/KELLIEPRICKS11
TELL ME BOUT IT!!

Posted by: kellie on October 18, 2007 09:24 AM

hey forreal leave the kid and britney alone because this is really all childish drama! so leave him alone.....i mean if you actually think about it ...what if it was you...=(
leave him alone please...
PROBLEM WITH WHAT I HAVE JUST SAID...
WWW.MYSPACE.COM/KELLIEPRICKS11
TELL ME BOUT IT!!

Posted by: kellie on October 18, 2007 09:25 AM

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