Mr. T is for Virtualization. Anymore Excuses? Punk, We Didn't Think So
Mr. T, the earring-sporting punk-squasher from our '80s childhood, occasionally makes quirky ad appearances in which - to our surprise - he never seems to age.
And neither do his cameos seem to share a rhyme or reason. In a complete 180 from that last Snickers jaunt he did (see link above), he's just appeared in a string of Hitachi ads for virtualization technology.
Yeah, that's right, virtualization technology. And if you're not sure what that is, watch this informative video - which won't explain it anymore clearly, but which will demonstrate the following absolute truths:
- Per our decades-long suspicions, Mr. T's first name is, indeed, "Mr"
- The "T" in IT does not stand for "technology," and anyone who tells you otherwise is a liar, a zombie or an unhinged consultant
- Just when you think Mr. T's gotten too soft for this gig, he pops somebody's head open and eats his brain
- Mr. T's magical funkadelic vest is not a dated special effect - it really does still give us chills
To better understand why Mr. T + anything = viral gold, Ian Schafer of Deep Focus actually sat down with The Man Himself to talk online video. It's worth a watch, even if only to see Mr. T get all excited and start doing impressions of his own ads.
Comments
Hey fool!!! He does shit all over Europe and Japan too. He doesn't age 'cos, like me, he has a picture in the attic with snakes growing out of his fucking eyes.
Sounds like a plan!!!
Cheers/George
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