Paris, Butts, Masturbation Make Up Adrants 2005 Most Viewed Stories

Everyone's doing their top ten lists this time of year so we thought we'd jump right on that train too with our Ten Most Viewed Stories on Adrants in 2005.

10. Dead Guy In Trunk of Cab Promotes 'Sopranos'
9. Mountain Dew Launches MDX Energy Drink
8. Unicef Anti-War Commercial Blows Up Smurfs
7. Female Masturbation Ad Gets Banned
6. Lego Gets Pissy About Brand Name
5. McDonald's Japan Dumps Ronald For McHotties
4. Virgin Music Launches Musical Artist Identification game on Heavy
3. Paris Hilton Has Sex With Bentley For Carl's Junior
2. 'Rockstar' Contestant Slips Expletive Past CBS Censors
1. Nike likes Big Butts...And Thighs...And Knees